i just came from twitter LOOOOL! 😜👏 let’s go, tumblyp

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h… hm… did anyone else feel that

So obviously furries exist but the Tories and the British media trying to whip up a culture war frenzy about “Kids in schools identifying as cats” runs into one major problem…

Kids fucking love to wind adults up, especially those in positions of perceived authority.

Imagine sitting in class, knowing if you say something funny that it could end up on national news because your head teacher is a frothing culture war bigot.

Imagine all the other kids going along with it and backing them up.

If you are so well-known as a strict asshole that you are noted as "Britain's strictest head" in a headline, I absolutely promise you the kids are not only always fucking with you but inventing new ways to do it.

this fruit is so good i wish i could give every farmer in Peru 100 thousand dollars

i don't understand how one can be both a billionaire and a human because i would eat an average quality mango and be like "call my financial advisor I have to bestow a gift upon every mango grower on Earth."

whenever i see a mammal with a bug in its fur i think well is this guy bothering you queen......

It's been a little over four years since I drew what would become probably my most circulated post ever

For a somewhat late anniversary, I've decided to scribble out a long overdue a gift, letting her actually beat that game

i b like “goodmorning<33” then go back to sleep 3 times

The thing about depression is that motivation is rare, so when it comes around you gotta ride it reverse cowgirl, bouncing up and down moaning and howling until it shoots a two weeks pent up load right up your stretched out hole and finally you have a clean room but it's 2 am on a weeknight.

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

people on this site will just see "belly" or "tummy" and black out and reblog

whhuhhu yeah whh whuh wait what were you saying huh whuh